Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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