He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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