I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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