I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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