Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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organizing the empties. That sober.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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