im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
She just used a chaser for red wine.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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