He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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