Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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