I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
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I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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