Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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