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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
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6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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