So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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