so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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