My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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