been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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Dick very happy bro
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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