She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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