this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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