I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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