I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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