even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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