I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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