4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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