You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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