Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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