I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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