I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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