So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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