i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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