have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize