One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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