summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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