So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
she looked like the before picture.
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I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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