Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize