why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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