I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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