i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
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A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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