you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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