don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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