I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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