Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
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at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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