these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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