i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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