Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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