But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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