When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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