Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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