i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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