the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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