Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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