I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize